5. Mark Twain
This looks more ballin' than you ever will in your life
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
Joke is on you asshole, you were the one who died of lung cancer. Haha, nah that's not true. It is believed that Mark Twain is still alive after being reincarnated as Mr. T.
4. Steve Martin
Steve Martin, seen here mastering his skill of deductive reasoning
"A day without sunshine is like, you know,
night."
3. Jim Carrey
Behind every corner, every door, every passage, there's a creepyass Jim Carrey watching you
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling
her eyes."
2. Albert Einstein
This is what the "courting a nice girl" usually ends in.
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour
seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an
hour. That's relativity."
1. Albert Einstein
"Stop inventing quotes of Bob Marley."
Ok, ok you got me. This is not an actual quote by Albert Einstein. I have to admit though, reading all the fake quotes by Bob Marley on the internet is extremely annoying, and I'm glad that we can always rely on Uncle Ennie to help us!
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